Friday, May 8, 2009

[News] SS501′s Kim Kyu Jong Proclaims He Has No Game

SS501's Kim Kyu Jong admitted on a MBC variety show “Quiz to Change the World” that has a lame duck when it comes to the ladies.

Kyu Jong stated that in his past relationships, his girlfriends always ended up dumping him and he could usually see the breakup coming from a mile away by the way his girlfriends behaved towards him before the demise of their relationships.
Kyu Jong went on to say that in the beginning, before officially becoming a couple, the girl would show a great deal of interest in him. However, during the course of the relationship, he wouldn't have much to say and his sense of humor would pretty much be nonexistent. Consequently, due to his cold fish behavior, the girl would end the relationship leaving Kyu Jong with nothing but a box of tissues, a giant jar of vaseline, and memories of his lame personality.

Come on Kim Kyu Jong. That's the oldest trick in the book. Kpop idols like Rain have been using that poor me my past relationships sucked balls routine for years. Even though the routine is played out, girls all over Korea will still fall for it, hence Kyu Jong will benefit in many ways from his poor me story. It doesn't take a psychic to foresee that the girls that have sympathy for Kyu Jong will subserviently allow him to examine their throats with his Korean sausage in his doctors office commonly known as the alleyway behind the club.


credit: allkpop